We'll start with the basics here:

( It's not a mess but it's close. )

Not going to even lie, I would floss those shoes. Just, you know, without the skinny jeans because I'm a fat ass. Why are your pants so low, why in the hell you wearing a straight jacket trench coat when (atleast I got from grabbing you during crowd surfing) you have a skinny but damn solid body. Why you wearing derp-glasses when you have beautiful ( Read more... )